356BC. Herostratus of Ephesus has just burned down the city’s famed Temple of Artemis, for which he must not only die but also be erased from history – but how exactly? Grigory Gorin’s pre-perestroika fuelled satirical romp around the classical blocks explores the not-so-irresistible onward march of Marxist historical forces, chiming all the while with our own celebrity-obsessed times.